Today, I was innocently minding my own business, trying to take a nap under the bed, when the male grabbed me and pulled me up against my will. Holding me up so I was on my hind legs, he made me dance as the female sang "The Love Boat" theme song. They laughed and laughed and continued this torture for two rounds of that dismal, dreadful sitcom song.
IT WAS SO HUMILIATING!
I also found it to be